Posted 14 minutes ago
  1. Rest of the World: Kilometers
  2. America: No
  3. Rest of the World: Celsius
  4. America: No
  5. Rest of the World: Daylight savings was last week
  6. America: NO
  7. Rest of the World: day month year
  8. America: No
Posted 14 minutes ago

derpollo-justice:

aquaticwonder:

Are you a piece of art because I’d like to nail you up against a wall

Damn

Posted 15 minutes ago
Posted 15 minutes ago

hotsuburbandad:

This is fake. They haven’t been sat on that rock for 50 years. If you look closely you can clearly see her swimsuit is different in the second photo, it has stripes on it. And the guy’s shorts seem to have a more floral pattern in the latter photo.Also, if someone sat on a rock for 50 years, it would have made the news. My theory is, they simply returned to the same location 50 years later, and recreated the original photo.

(Source: heyfunniest)

Posted 15 minutes ago

il-tenore-regina:

r-re:

White kids arguing with their parents

this little kid is the best 

Posted 16 minutes ago

amberisntacrayon:

I was at the mall today and overheard this dude talking to two lesbian chicks. I hear him ask, “So which one of you is the guy in your relationship?” And the one girl looks into her pants and says, “It’s not me. How bout you? Are you hiding a dick in there?” Then her girlfriend looks in her pants and says, “Nope, I’m not.” Then the first chick looks at the dude and says, “Hmmm, guess that’s why we are lesbians.” And then I lost my shit.

Posted 16 minutes ago

imminentlyginger:

you fucked up

I CAN’T STOP LAUGHING IT HURTS

(Source: becca-morley)

Posted 17 minutes ago
Posted 17 minutes ago
Posted 17 minutes ago

hobbits-and-psychopaths:

maryjunenotmaryjane:

butter-fly-milk:

sadly-i-am2spooky4u:

super-who-lockian:

spoopysuriella:

holy fuck

Well…that escalated quickly.

I WAS NOT EXPECTING THAT

but it turned out to be everything i wanted

5/5 stars

Best plot twist of all time.

Perfect

(Source: viekastv)